In the Beginning, Dan created his blog and chose a blog-skin. And it was Good.

On the Second Day, he (tried) added a profile picture, and the feminine side of his picture asked the inner-manliness of his pic, "Am i Fat?!". And all hell broke loose.

(Aside: I can't add any pictures for some reason, so i need help)[useless bugger].

Introducing, ... Guy Talk... ( I bet you viewers are going, "_|_ you man, so corny" >.<)

Anyways, here's the question that really stump ALL guys, (the straight ones that is), when a Lady ask you if she's fat, I mean, there is no model answer for it right?

If you reply with the truth, -hell no, you're like a bamboo, or, heck, you've finally realised you can't see your feet... be it your relative of just another friend, you sir, are marked for life. The International Women's Network (IWN)[prounonced as OWNED] is gonna blacklist you in their data base and you will have no peace for life. Your Mother-in-law, your food court auntie....

Anyways, if you lie, ...(10 secs later)...that's just dumb can?! Unless you're an imba liar try and fool a girl. They already know the truth. 

So why do they ask if they know the truth already? Search me Buddy, I'm a normal guy too. For Girls out there, if you haven't figured. Guys are simple,(*girl sniggers*) and straightforward AND practical. (I bet just this previous sentence made IWN create a new legistration that will make even my defense lawyers pay me to leave them) liek,wateva?!

Your third option to answering the question, is to change the subject, like, "how many more months?"(boy, if you do that, you are SO screwed)........

I have nothing else to say can?!

The closest model answer that I got out from a female friend was, "LIE! JUST LIE", I was like O.o i can see someone has esteem issues...

Anyways, i think that there's such a thing as pleasantly plump right?

FOR female viewers,

THIS might be the 100th of so plea you heard, but please do give guys a break and not ask them such a rhetoric question.

AND guys don't really go for looks after awhile, it's the character that matters in the end.

So anyways, if you think you got a bone to pick with me, just throw it all down in the c-box at the bottom of the page, and no, my c-box is not fat...can?!