14.75% done through school.

Tsk, I am sick of school: the freeloaders...the people who just dun know when to stop, the meaningless pretentious-ness, gosh~
But of course, im feeling sick only because i just got back my useless D-grade questionnaire so thank my sucky grade for the entertainment you will receive through this post. And there are seriously people whom their social skills just suck! oops :x

Man, but i cant judge how other people live, and their darn reality. Since, i've yet to find mine. so well~

a-heh, until then...
You know the public transport system is a huge hunting ground for retards. Today I present you,

Dan's Guide to Identifying Public Transport Retards

• The Stiff-backed: The no.1 retard you see on public transport, they sit at the edges of their seats after their frantic dash to one. They are like, allergic to the body heat of the previous seat user and seem to sit like that in the retarded position for the rest of the trip- at the frigging edge of the seat. tsk.

• The Rhino: This one confirm you have seen one, they always must die-die push and shove their way in one, they are usually cranky because they afraid if they stuck at the front of the bus wait kena accident they first to die. but those retards forget that accident can happen at the back if another vehicle hit from behind.

• The PDA's: People who seem to love to enact some love scenes from some crummy show, but in reality they just suffer from low esteem, thats why they feel the need to show-off in public, their deprived state, by making out with a steel metal pole, safety handle included.

• The Loose-Jaws: Characterized by people with huge lung power but horribly lousy control on their jaws, being unable to keep their voices in, they become a human loud speaker, their tools include handphones and having a companion and they are, in theory, people who need the attention and love to share about their sad life and their basta*d boyfriend, or toto lost. In reality, they just need a tight slap.

• The Deaf and the Dumbnest: 2nd-hand loose jaws, this species are usually typical teenagers, (the dumb sec sch kind) who blast the bus or train with the crappy music they listen to. The unwanted noise irks people but victims cant seem to reach the offenders because of either the loudnest of the noise, or the huge pressure pushing them away by the soundwaves. (hulk quality) To top it off, these retards, when traveling in a group, when they wish to communicate, they have no sense to lower their broken handphones and instead, scream over the noise, causing people near-by to be traumatised by their incredibly shrill duck voice. utter retards and completely classic.
  

• The Normal-tard: The last breed of retards, are normal people like YOU and me, who sitting beside one of the above mentioned retards, refuse to do anything or even move away. Which is why you're probably a retard and I have to dedicate a species just to you.

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Anyways, back to work, hope u folks enjoyed it.