Final Assessed Speech xD

Today being thursday, my class just went through a final assessed speech for speech comm, where teams had to do a 12-15 minute speech and answer a QnA session later...worth around 20-30%?

My class AND Speech Lecturer, Miss Cordelia, awesome lady.

Team buddies: Nick and I. the only two-man group. Huge thanks to Ying Hao who took this shot, I like it. Makes us seem almost divine...and imba :x

Here's the attention-getter that Nick and I used for our speech, we made it and edited it in less then half an hour. it's funny, i think. and erm, enjoy viewing it.

(disclaimer: i seriously do not behave liddat in real life.)

Fan Art and miscellaneous stuff

Thanks to an annoymarkous fan that send me this fan art (below)...erm. He/she was inspired to visually replicate me in such a fashion...except that I do not hold shovels xD. If not, everythings detail perfect. 

Erm well, latest things, Im losing the discipline to wake up when my alarm clock rings...T_T but I still get to school on time ^^. Must be me...and according to Ben .C, Ngee Ann is finally having shuttle service to school from Tampanies next sem onwards! cool huh. and erm. 

I find surveymonkey...too troublesome. yeah, whatever la. flame me or whatnot (omgzwtfnubbz surveyMNKY easy **** omgznubbz) heh, it's personal preference.

And to people needing to study for the next two weeks. All the best. Don't miss me.

Chasing Kway Teow.

Went to Gladys's place on Friday night for net. But I was there early...and erm, the rest were out for street-E. So I was fiddling with my phone when I saw Kway Teow peeking out from behind the curtains.

In case you're confused, Kway Teow is Cheryl's hamster. And like the bald guy in Prison Break, Kway Teow mysteriously escaped out of his cage. Since I was the only person in the house except Glady's mom, i ran about like an idiot trying to catch Kway Teow. And Kway Teow, is seriously some hamster on steroids. It was drifting on the marble floor as I clumsily chased after it. 

Finally got the lil' bugger after 10 minutes ++ ^^. Sorry la, I had to use container in the end cauz I dowanna squash him with my fingers...If it were my pet hamster I wouldn't mind...cauz it's my sister's :x

Cooling down infront of the fan O.o Poor Thing.

Back and safe, where it belongs. Seriously, there was no visible and possible escape out of it's cage la. O.o

Anyways. I started the day out, on Friday really suckily. I left my phone at home. liek omggz. Heh. and I only found out only after the train left Pasir Ris (T_=) and erm, after shaking in the corner crying for the next few stops. I had the time from Bedok to Dover to ponder about my reliance on my phone.

O.o Liek quite obsessive la. I tried to make myself enjoy the experience of a day out without my phone, but like very insecure leh. (YA LAH! guys also can be insecure can?! =.=) So I wondered about the smses and calls I was going to miss and erm, when I got home, except for Mark's call. I got nothing else...no one misses me T^T.

Anyways. Today, my dad got back the phone bills and erm, I loled at my siblings. Both of them got 1k free sms per month, but my brother did a 1013 while my sister used 1320++ O.o Lol. 

I go do work le la. 2 more weeks nia...xD

I know this is downright random...(crappy camera work included)

I know this is utterly retarded and random...but i'm gonna suggest it anyways. Lets say you're downright bored, or just need a break...you sir/mdm, should go to (www.y8.com >>> type under "search" for "Staggy" >>> click on "Staggy the boyscout slayer II")

MUAHAHA, (._.) you should see the pic below...

Basically, it's a blood and gore genre in a cute way, which makes you seem sadistic...because, all you do is heck and slash, for the fun of it, and hearing simpson boyscouts scream. Seriously, it's really really dumb...but highly addictive. >.<

These are basically the little kids about to get omfgshuwtfpwnzored by Staggy. At first, they carry sticks, then swords, then become ninjas, (O.o), then crossbows and laser guns and whatnot. If you seriously don't like kids...this is YOUR game.

This is Staggy, retarded looking, darth maul figure...BUT, NNnnoooo, that's you! Anyways, Staggy has an easy learning curve of 1 minute. 1 minute is all it takes for you to get the basics right, and you're on your way to insta-kill. 

(A tip: GET chain-saw, Laser swords are for flashy nooblets, a.k.a M@_K)

yes, yes, i know your eyes are probably bleeding by now, but you can see me in action above, it's hard to take pictures and play at the same time you know...bugger using the chainsaw on those poor kids, but basically thats like the basic drills in Siglap NPCC...

And erm, just challenge your friends who are also bored for the most kills. I did a 811 kills during lecture and omfgshuwtfpwned mark by 1 boyscout. hah! take that.

Anyways. here's the link you lazy buggers:

 ( http://www.y8.com/games/Staggy_the_Boy_Scout_Slayer_II )

Have fun.

This wasn't exactly what i meant by funny....like ____ it.

okay people. here's the scoop. 

I had a test this morning at nine. I was right on schedule on the way to school. But when I reach the station, I get this omfgshuwtfpwnzored sign that made everyone curse out at monday blues.

Apparently, a maintainence train broke down in between Tampanies and Simei at 5.16 O.o OMGZ can?! so from 5.16-7.40, (when I was supposed to board the train)...wth were they doing?

What they were doing was hiring buses to bring people to Tanah Merah MRT and putting up fancy signs like, "OMGZ train disrupted, pai seh hor,please go tanah merah"  ALL THAT~when they could just move the train, and let everything work as usual. O.o *sighs*

Saw this in the afternoon paper. Anyways, I was half-an-hour late for my test.

AND, because i didn't know that a bus service was provided, I rushed home in a jam-packed bus 17, climbed the multi storey carpark so my dad could bring me to Tanah Merah, ALL in l o n g sleeve shirt la T_T!

wah lao. Tired plus exam plus exercise plus no revision. all on a monday morning. But at least I got to take the train which departd from the center track of Tanah Merah station ^^. 

I took 2 photos-one in the morning and another in the afternoon, of the train supposedly causing all this trouble. BUT, cauz the photos were taken hastily,(I haven't hone my impromptu photo taking skills yet, 30% more then level up), not very nice to look at lor. So never upload.

hmmm, seriously, this post not my idea of hao xiao one. And today, Mark omfgshuwtfpwnzor corrected my chinese. OMGZ. I'm sorry someone was still sleeping when I was rushing about in the morning la! ^^ xD

Going to The Edge with EHBC, and learning about the new hand sign...

This is Eric Hiah Boon Chuan! and I, The French Chef, wateva.

We went to youth service yesterday- called The Edge. It was alright. Cooler then morning services but...alright.oh well.

So anyways, Eric was teaching me a new hand sign, like the ones above. 

It stands for "no-link". Cauz your thumb and pinkie won't meet in that position. Use it when people say random stuff. So we fooled around with it, took dinner, talked emo stuff till 11 plus at night, and go home and sleep. heh!

(TO ALL MY READERS. I'm going to be busy for the next few weeks, school coming to a close mah. So no constant updating. NOT LIKE MARK, no life xP. But if I encounter any funny stuff, I will post ASAP.) 

This post not meant to be funny. Just being informative...like the info essay worth 20% that I'm bound to fail. T_T *sighs...

The Mass Rapid Transfat

So yeah, you're on the MRT, and you know how it's like to appear stoning like a loser. 

So to avoid that, you take out your handphone to fiddle around although you beat the game 20 times over; you take out your mp3 and pretend to listen although its battery already died out. So I decided, this time, I'm gonna pretend to sleep instead.  

But I couldn't, I kept opening my eyes to see if there was any of those old aunties who liked to travel during peak hours for the thrill of making nice boys give up their seats; or the Pregnant ladies whom you offer the seat up and they act as if they don't need it. 

Whatever, since last week, I been standing all the way to Dover liao. 

So anyways, I got bored...and erm, started being childish and made up new names for the stations....

As you can see...

Anyways, I made up more but they were lamer then this and I can tell, you guys don't wanna get started...a-heh.

Changi Airport T3.

This is Changi Airport's latest Terminal 3. It's a pretty funky place and yesterday was my second time there liek omgg. Was seeing a relative off. Anyways, I got you folks some pictures and a bunch of reasons why you should go check the place out.

Reason 1: The biggest reason- I've been there. So you guys should make a pilgrimage to the place just for this important reason alone. But don't expect any evidence that I've been there, cauz they clean up the place every 23 minutes to keep it clean, liek, no terrorist bomber is ever gonna be caught in T3 cauz their fingerprints wouldn't be there...

Reason 2: The place is frigging huge and made up of plenny' of glass. Seriously. So huge, you'd expect a A380 to land in the place itself.

Reason 3: It's worth looking at the viewing gallery of the departure lounge where you point and laugh at the lucky b_t__ds who are going to fly off, trying to make then feel uncomfortable.

Reason 4: They have a new fountain! Liek~ who needs Wild, Wild Wet when you got this multi-story dog bowl with japanese theme?

Reason 5: They have these waterfalls all over the place, like really- these are the coolest things about in this place la. Glass WaterFalls! Where else can you get evidence that our tax is being squandered for such rubbish? and the inflation...>_T

Oohhh. That's my grandmother and me. She's a nice lady I tell you. I love my grandma. 

T3 i tell you, is a great place to relax and take some photos. Nice place. and erh...btw, for every guy visiting T3's toilets, they painted a damn realistic-looking moth on every urinal which scares the pee out of you. No kidding

So yeah. 

Hair Designing Competition

This is my latest picture. And i'm considering a change of hairstyle. So i'm launching a hair designing competition.

Send me your drawings of a hair style like the pic above (the yellow faced dudes) by 11/02/08 through mail (xD_niel@hotmail.com) taking in factors that my hair is curly, thick and it sticks to my face T.<

I will use the best five pictures, post it on the blog, together with a picture of myself with the hair style suggested. No kidding. So help make this blog entertaining by designing a new hair style for me xD

Thanks and have fun.

Clementi MRT

For SOME reason, i missed the bus to dover mrt at 8.16 pm on thursday. And although my school is in Clementi, I take the train to dover and then from dover a bus to school. I do not go to clementi any more since last sem cauz:

I met an omfgshuwthbbqpwned gay man inside their public toilets. (yes, that pic was taken in a public MALE toilet). I'm serious. I met a gay in the toilet last sem and ever since, i always take the train to dover instead. 

I mean, he was old, desperate- like 40 year old virgin...and he was just looking at guys and their ___ while they were using the urinal. 

TRUST me! i was one of them (>.=) You dont wanna go into the details. MSN me if you really wanna know: $3.99 a minute.

So yeah. I go to dover from now on. And you, the reader should too. 

I didnt know you must put pics first then can type T_T so here's part 2

This is Chicken Chop. Chicken Chop used to be only $3.90. BUT! after the inflation and stuff, they added butter rice, change the plate to a black one, and lowered the quality of the taste, AND charge us $4.50... 

Crappy soup included.

Their fries tasted so solid, that it stabbed through a movie ticket, liek omg...

This is Mark, and this is his picture.This picture is retarded for several reasons:

-Mark tried playing with the fries and got carried away...child! *rolls eyes*

-He stabbed himself with the fries despite my warnings

-He gets stab and is still smiling

-It's just plain retarded.

So yeah.

(No conclusion needed)

ImaBack C|;D-|-<

Hi All, sorry for not updating for so long...but liek omfgshubbqpwned its only one week la. Not a crime. Anyways, if you gotta know why I havent been blogging, it's because i've been weeping about inflation and the lack of quality in food.

I mean, let's take last monday when i had a mee pok tah for $3. It was 50 cents more expensive, and there was even lesser noodles then usual. liek wth can?! and they forget to give me any 

complimentary lizard with the food....

So I was calculating...

If they earn 50c extra for every bowl...

2 hour of selling noodles = 50c * 200 = $100 more

1 day of selling noodles = $100 * 24 = $3000 more

1 month of selling noodles = $3000 * 30 = $150,031

1 year of selling noodles = $$$9 234, 340, 093, 813, 593, 003, 172, 145, 388, xxx extra!

My calculations should be off by +/- $10 since i didnt do maths for 1 year now...xD

So as  I was saying, if things keep up with this inflation...things are gonna get frigging ridiculous.

Imagine paying $50 for a cup of milo ice with lizard,

or $10 to use a public toilet?

or having a waiter stare at you for giving him ONLY a $500 tip

 

so yeah.

Anyways. I said i was weeping for the lack of food quality right?

so here it is: 

This is MegaBites. The place where me and my poly peeps eat at most of the week. It's not in Ngee Ann, its at SIM. But since the inflation, we sorta go there lesser now? restricting to 3 visits less? so we go there abotu 89 times a week now...